Cat de repede se vestejesc fetele frumoase?

O femeie din New York a scris pe un site finaciar cerand sfaturi despre cum sa gaseasca un sot bogat: deja acest fapt singur e distractiv, dar partea cea mai tare e ceea ce i-a raspuns un tip.

*Ea*:

Sunt o fata frumoasa ( mai mult, foarte frumoasa!) de 28 ani. Sunt inteligenta si am multa clasa. As vrea sa ma casatoresc cu cineva care castiga minim jumate de milion de dolari pe an. Exista pe site-ul asta vreun barbat care sa castige atat?

Sau sotii ale unor milionari care pot sa-mi dea sfaturi pe aceasta tema? Am avut deja relatii cu barbati care castigau 200 sau 250 mii $, dar acest lucru nu-mi permite sa locuiesc in Central Park West. Cunosc o doamna care face yoga cu mine, care s-a casatorit cu un bancher bogat si traieste la Tribeca, nu e atat de frumoasa ca mine si nici macar atat de inteligenta.

Asa ca ma intreb, ce am facut ca sa merit acest lucru si de ce eu nu reusesc? Cum pot sa ajung la nivelul ei?

*EL*:

Am citit e-mailul dvs cu mult interes, m-am gandit profund la cazul dvs si am elaborat un prospect al situatiei dvs.
Va asigur ca nu va fac sa pierdeti timpul, deoarece castig 500 mii $ pe an. Clarificat acest lucru, consider faptele in urmatorul mod:

Ceea ce dvs oferiti, vazuta din perspectiva unui barbat ca acela pe care-l cautati e pur si simplu o afacere foarte proasta. Si acest lucru din urmatoarele motive:

Lasand la o parte blablabla, ceea ce dvs oferiti e o negociere foarte simpla. Dvs oferiti frumusetea dvs fizica, iar eu ofer banii mei. Propunere foarte clara aceasta; dar exista o mica problema. In mod sigur frumusetea dvs se va diminua putin cate putin si intr-o zi va disparea, in timp ce e foarte probabil sa creasca progresiv contul meu in banca. Asadar in termeni economici dvs sunteti un activ care sufera de depreciere in timp ce eu sunt un activ care produce dividende.

Dvs nu numai ca suferiti o depreciere, aceasta e progresiva si creste in fiecare an! Va explic mai bine: azi dvs aveti 28 de ani, sunteti frumoasa si veti continua sa fiti pt urmatorii 5/10 ani, dar din ce in ce mai putin. Si intr-o zi, cand veti observa o poza a dvs de azi va veti da seama ca ati devenit o pruna uscata. Acest lucru inseamna, in termeni de piata ca azi sunteti bine cotata, este epoca ideala sa fiti vanduta, nu cumparata. Utilizand un limbaj wall street cine va poseda azi trebuie sa va puna in “trading position” pozitie de comert si nu “buy and hold” (cumpara si tine), cum se pare ca sugerati. Asadar in termeni comerciali, casatoria (“buy and hold”) cu dvs nu e o afacere buna pe termen mediu/lung.

In schimb inchirierea pe o anumita perioada poate fi chiar si din punct de vedere social o afacere inteleapta si am putea s-o luam in calcul. Am putea sa avem o relatie pt o anumita perioada. ….. Huuummm …. Daca ma gandesc bine si ca sa ma asigur de cat sunteti de inteligenta, cu clasa si frumoasa, eu potential “client care inchiriaza” asa o “masina” cer ceea ce este corect: sa facem un test drive. Va rog sa stabiliti data si ora.

Cu stima,

Investitorul dvs

31 thoughts on “Cat de repede se vestejesc fetele frumoase?”

  1. Cat e de tare faza. Asta lectie de economie aplicata! Insa ne-am dori sa stim daca doamna a acceptat sa fie “testata”. Sau este doar una din acele “pilde funny” pe care ai tu obiceiul sa le lasi pe aici? :D

  2. Lucrarea de dizertatie am sustinut-o in “Piata de valori. Piata bursiera”
    Ce aplicatie practica… practica :)

    Sa-mi fac blog? ;)
    Luv U!

  3. Ce noroc pe mine ca am 19 ani, trebuie sa grabesc lucrurile :))
    (am gresit la anti-spam, in mod clar o sa fiu doar in “trading position”)

  4. am primit si asta pe mail…materialistele nu actioneaza niciodata atat de transparent. si barbatii nu sunt niciodata atat de inteligenti…

  5. Romana nu e limba de afaceri, in engleza suna altfel

    So one of my friends forwarded me a set of posts he found from Craigslist in New York. I decided it was time to share this post with you nice folks. It is basically a gold digger from New York who put a personal ad where she claims shes gorgeous and refuses to marry a man who makes less than half a million. Reading this may aggravate you, but trust me the rebuttal by the investment banker will make you feel much better. Here is the gold digger vs investment banker craigslist posting in its entirety.

    What am I doing wrong?

    Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
    (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
    I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
    least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
    that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think
    I’m overreaching at all.

    Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
    you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
    200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get
    me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
    to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as
    I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
    get to her level?

    Here are my questions specifically:

    – Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
    restaurants, gyms

    -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
    feelings

    -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

    – Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
    side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
    nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead
    gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
    there?

    – Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment
    banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
    hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

    – How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
    MARRIAGE ONLY

    Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest
    way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front
    about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t
    able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
    nice home and hearth.

    it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
    interests

    ************************************************************
    ************************************
    THE ANSWER
    Dear Pers-431649184:

    I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
    about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
    Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
    bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I
    see it.

    Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
    crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
    suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
    my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
    money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely
    that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
    be getting any more beautiful!

    So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
    asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
    accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty
    hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
    earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

    So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
    and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense
    to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case
    you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
    to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s
    as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

    Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
    I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
    as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
    believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
    hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

    By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
    we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

    With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
    Classic “pump and dump.”
    I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
    lease, let me know.

  6. foarte tare…multe tipe supraliciteaza cu partea aceasta de ambalaj si se pun pe tot felul de piedestaluri.

    Dar pana la urma poate ca nici nu e vina lor…tot niste barbati le-au pus acolo…

  7. Wooow..Da..mi-a placut tipul. Foarte pragmatic si luand in calcul strict utilitatea. Mmmda… Cred ca ma pune pe ganduri..poate ar trebui sa devin si eu o afacere mai profitabila pe termen mediu si lung? :D Numai bine in continuare!

  8. He he! Într-adevăr, femeile uită că ele, ca şi multe flori, înfloresc repede dar se vestejesc pe măsură.

    Oferind doar fizic pentru bani, într-un fel duce şi la o formă discretă a prostituţiei. De sentimente nici nu mai vorbesc…

  9. Foarte tare articolul si discutia de pe craig’s list…

    Astea sunt tipele de bamboo as zice…

    Femeile normale la cap se uita la personalitate intai, la cum se simte cu tipul respectiv si de-abia apoi la celelalte detalii…

    E important sa fii bogat si atragator dar degeaba esti asa daca nu stii sa comunici si sa ai tupeu sa abordezi femeile care-ti plac.

  10. curvele din romania ooooo cate sunt au de suferit

    ma bucur ca am reusit sa plec din romania

    imi este rusine ca sunt roman

  11. ..hm…da..sincera sa fiu imi place chestia asta!!! nush d c ?!

    oare pentru ca tipul a dovedid tipei ca nu mai e atat de inteligenta..sau mai putin inteligenta decat credea…cel putin din puct de vedere economic!

    cat despre situatie in sine..cred sincer ca e o mica loterie..casnicia/relatiile pe termen mediu/lung in general cu sau fara analiza asupra finantelor..si mai cred k tine foarte mult si de cine/ce inghite/suporta/trece cu vederea de la partener..

    cu referire la tinerete vs. timp…as avea o intrebare…a colectionat cineva vreodata ceva?
    pentrut ca eu una cred ca si relatiile colectioneaza cate ceva..cel putin amintiri…care sunt cu siguranta importante in eventualitatea unei despartiri..si ca sa vorbim in termeni economici…antichitatile..sunt active si deci odata cumparate azi pot si vandute maine cu un pret mai ridicat..ce ziceti?

  12. Se spune ca atunci cand e vorba de femei…de femei frumoase si inteligente barbatii nu mai pot gandi logic si profund ,asa… ca la locul de munca .
    Acest domn, prin acest raspuns a confirmat acest fapt inca o data .

    Adevarul este ca aceasta domnisoara a reusit sa-i capteze atentia acestui domn “investitor ” care se crede net superior ei .
    Domnul in cauza NU are nici o idee despre ce scrie :))), m-a facut sa rad citind articolul .
    Cel mai nesigur insa din toata povestea asta este ca valoarea contului va ramane intacta pe toata aceasta perioada .Daca domnisoara este foarte frumoasa si desteapta
    va sti cu siguranta ca sa ii foloseasca banii sa se mentina proaspata pe o perioada cat mai indelungata .Deci …ea garateaza ca va fi frumoasa inca 20-30 de ani
    Insa el cati bani va avea in cont in urmatorii ai … ????

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